You Make the Call:
- Cindy McCain bobbing forward and backward in her seat: secretly Jewish and davening or just heavily medicated?
- Piper Palin spit-licking her fingers and patting baby Trig's head: spontaneous baptism or a revenge loogey for being so special and stealing the spotlight away from her!
- That black guy with the McCain-Palin button: Actor's Equity or Event Production Intern
On-Screen Treasure Hunt:
- Find a silly hat, a white dude with padding around the middle and a senior (male/female) with an 'O' face listening attentively to John McCain's biography
- Find a handmade poster, a gum-chewing hockey player and a good reconstructive dentist for Rudy Guiliani
Chug at These Mentions:
- "My friends"
- "Taxes"
- "Country First"
- "Surge"
Sip Chablis at These Motions:
- Stop/start/stop/start smile
- Arm(s) lift above 40 degrees
- Chuckles to self
Discuss:
- Can Levi Johnston be brought up on statutory rape charges and if so, is the GOP harboring a fugitive?
- Is it disrespectful or exclusionary to do the wave in John McCain's presence?
